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Santa was driving car zigzag on road. Traffic inspector stopped him and asked why is he driving like this.
Santa said: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: Where is instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”