Mobile Phone

[amit]

Girl hostel me phone aaya
Caller: ritu hai kya ?
Warden: piche kya lagati hai ?
Caller: ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi


Husband: (sasural me biwi se) : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband : tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz taiyar ho jati hai.

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “kaisa mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
Patni: aaj tak 'top up' me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha beti chai aati hai.
Ladki boli chutiye mujhe abhi tak dudh nahi aata, chai kya ghanta aayegi.

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,
'in logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha. Ab kya handset bhi
le jayege.?'

Lady in bus: aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.
Man: oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.
Lady: sala kamina teri salary 5 minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?

Wife to husband : ek sand saal me 300 bar sex karta hai tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.
Pati : ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath karta hai