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one liners

Postby vivek on Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:54 pm

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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