Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

