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[vivek]

How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him off the top of a cliff.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
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Husband: Today is sunday & I want to enjoy it therefore i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: for you and your parents.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.