more short jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:04 pmHow do you make a Swiss roll? Push him off the top of a cliff.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
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Husband: Today is sunday & I want to enjoy it therefore i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: for you and your parents.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
..........
...........
........huh!!!
Husband: Today is sunday & I want to enjoy it therefore i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: for you and your parents.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.